So I’m looking through my Gmail’s spam quarantine. Do they really think that these subject lines are enticing?

• 12 Bottles of Fine Wine for YOU - I admit, I followed the link only to be very disappointed.
• Sami Buy your loved one Oris - What does that even mean?
• If u ever find software cheaper, I’ll eat my hat - Creative I must say.
• Hey honey? - Does anyone actually open these? Like “oh wait, honey? they MUST know me then!”. If you do, you deserve a virus or two.
• Your new penis is waiting for you - No comment.

End result: 1,218 total messages, 2 legit and apparently, there’s countless ways to sell manhood enlargement!

Too much freaking ice. Should be called Coffeed Ice.

I really have no choice however. I hate hot beverages, I need caffeine, have no no-doz pills and RedBull cost an arm and a leg.

Just trying out Wordpress. Still indecisive about whether or not I’ll move my blog to this software package as oppose to using my own blog package.

Eh.